Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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