That's intense
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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