I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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