He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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