Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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