so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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