She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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