the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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