butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
