I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
