ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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