Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
