Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
You can't special order awesome
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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