she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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