But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
