At least make sure they are 18
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love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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