Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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