Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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