ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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