I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Randomize
