he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
