OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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