A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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