so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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