Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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