My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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