She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
