when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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