So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
