Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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