You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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