drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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