You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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