worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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