Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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