He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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