I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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