So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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