Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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