Me too!
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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