I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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