Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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