hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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