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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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