Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
if i died would you start the facebook group?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
