new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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