All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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