My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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