once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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