definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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