Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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