Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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