Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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