Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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