I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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