He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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