it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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