Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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