Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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