love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize